With all due respect to Chris Rukan (see below), the Hero Of The Day award without doubt goes to one Kenney Marlatt, who, in our cab returning from Downtown Disney, managed to snag 72 Miller Lites from the 7/11 for the price of, oh, about six from the hotel bar.

They went quick.

And then came the pool.

For the record, the Marriott pool(s) close at 11. And yet, it's 5:20. And I've just returned from it.

So, to recap:

Best call of the night: Beer.

Second-best: Swimming (and jumping and "sliding" down the non-functional slide).

Absolute worst: Mistaking a distinguished member of a certain Florida newspaper's graphics staff for an intern. That's an unfortunate way to end the evening.