This got me some chuckles but that's about it, so it must've been the delivery. I'm sure Harris Siegel, Rock Star, woulda brought down the house with it. I mean, c'mon! Dogs, New York Times, Poynter jokes, National Lampoon reference. It's Newspaper Design Humor gold, Jerry! Gold! Plus I spent 40 bucks to get the fonts reasonably close. Hard to read, perhaps. So click above to get the big version in all its comedic glory.